Santa opened a petrol pump, but not even one customer went there. You know why? Because he opened petrol pump on second floor..
A sardarji went to a STD/ISD PCO and slapped the operator twice. Guess why? a. Beacause there it was written, Number dail kerne se pehele do lagae
ram: my camera is not zooming . what should i do? shyam: sing a song. ram: which song? shyam: zoom barabar zoom barabar....
Once a Sardar was walking and had a glove on one hand and not on other so the man asked him why did he do so? He replied that the weather forecast announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot.
Customer: Give me a mousetrap and quick. I have to catch a train. Shopkeeper: But we do not have anything that big!
Teacher: payal,how many bones do you have in your body? Payal: 207. Teacher: wrong, you have only 206. Payal: yes but I swallowed a chicken bone at lunch.
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